March Mystic Madness

This March is completely utterly barking mad. Why? Because it’s god-damn sunny and settled, and mercury is in retrograde.

Now, before I get too much into the weather I need to make a public apology to all of you for the lack of Mystic Moz last week.

My absence prevented the warning of the weird ass moon that happened this week – sorry, I shan’t go away again, I can’t leave you with weather Sam again.

March Sun

Today (March 15) and tomorrow (March 16) are looking equally as good as the week just gone – long may it continue!

It’ll be a dry day again with sunny spells, and light winds with a top temperature of 10°C.

Areas of cloud on tomorrow, but remaining dry with bright or sunny intervals and highest temperature of scorching 11°C.

Mystic Moz

Let’s kickstart this by saying there was a full moon on Friday, but that’s not much use now as you may have missed it due to Sam Turton’s weather report (sorry).

But, I won’t let my loyal readers miss the start of Mercury Retrograde.

I’m sorry to tell you folks, but it starts TODAY and the bastard will stay doing it’s weird witchy sh*t until April 7.

This retrograde is begins in the sign of Aries, and — from March 15 through March 29 — you should expect unnecessarily hot tempers, bold declarations that age like raw milk, and technology failures.

Aries is about action, so this phase might make you feel like you must respond immediately, even when you really, really shouldn’t.

I’ll touch back on phase two next week, let’s just survive this first one, hey?

Outlook

Looking into next week, the good weather is here to stay!

Monday (March 17) is forecast to be dry with sunny intervals and not a lot of wind.

Tuesday’s (March 18) forecast is very similar, except the wind will have picked up a wee bit to the odd gust of 25mph.

All in all not too bad, apart from mercury – that s**t is lethal.

Charlie x